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Congress Proposes Anti-Pwning Legislation

Advocates for weak-ass gamers have long clamored for tighter regulations on multiplayer games, insisting government must play a bigger role in protecting citizens from excessive pwning...

 
New FPS Title Ships with No Ammo
Kill Dead War 6, hit shelves yesterday, and gamers flocked to stores hoping to find another gory installment of the popular franchise. What they found instead was an even greater horror...

Madden Champ Sits on Own Balls, Forfeits Tournament
This year’s Madden Mashup took an unfortunate turn today when three-time champ, Jesse McMac, accidentally sat on his own balls, crushing them to a pulp and forcing him to withdraw...

WoW Party Erupts Into Farty Inferno
A 14-hour World of Warcraft gathering at Gruul’s Comic Booketeria ended in fiery tragedy early this morning, leaving two gamers dead and a guild in shambles...

Artery Pumps Fresh Blood Into Anemic Accessory Market
Gamers looking for the next level in immersive gameplay need look no further than Artery, the exciting new blood-pumping accessory from SangWin Inc...

Prowling Cougars Target Game Outlets
Videogame retailers are reporting a nationwide spike in foot traffic this year. Analysts tribute the increase to a new wave of brazen perimenopausal women, who stalk the stores hoping to find...

 
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Interview With An Insider
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That's So Lame!
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